I tried to save some of the oddest of my “collection” for this last Tootsies before Halloween. Some of these are more bizarre than others, to be sure, but I hope you’ll be amused.
Whoops! Who left their gum on the sidewalk?!
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I’ve heard some women like their toes licked. I am definitely NOT one of them, but for those that are, these might do until you can find the, uh, real thing.
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Clearly the woman who wears these shoes isn’t really interested in a relationship, if you know what I mean. These just scream, “If you can see these, you are too close to my personal space!”
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For the soul who likes going “soleless,” you can have your shoes painted on. Look the part of a business professional, with that barefoot “toes in the grass” hippie feel.
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Love going barefoot but hate wearing shoes? Just have the heels surgically implanted!
Of all the shoes I’ve done over these last several months, these have grossed me out the most. Not a bad Photoshop job.
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For those who want to be comfy but still have some kind of Halloween flair, like me, we have these. Ahhh! Just the thing to wear while taking the babies out for trick-or-treating.
Have fun out there, gets lots of candy, and remember, be sweet to your feet.
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