LIVING WILL
Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her,‘I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all… if that ever happens, just pull the plug.
So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.
She’s such a bitch.
(Thanks for that one, Elizabeth!)
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Some oldies but goodies. 
Odd Newspaper Headlines From Around the World
- Include your children when baking cookies
- Something went wrong in jet crash
- Experts says police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
- Safety experts say that school bus passengers should be belted
- Drunk gets nine months in violin case
- Survivor of Siamese twins joins parents
- Juvenile Court to try shooting defendant
- Two Soviet ships collide, one dies
- Red tape holds up new bridge
- Astronaut takes blame for gas in spacecraft
- Kids make nutritious snacks
- Man minus ear waives hearing
- Miners refuse to work after death
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Here, kitty kitty kitty!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Have a wonderful and awesome weekend! 
Filed under: Just for Fun, Laughing Out Loud Tagged: Funnies, Jokes, Laughing
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