Sunday, October 31, 2010

Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween!: "

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Have a frightfully great time today!



Stay safe



And bring back lots of candy!






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Saturday, October 30, 2010

Halloween Tootsies

Halloween Tootsies: "

These came through my Reader on Friday and I couldn’t resist. Too cute for Halloween. :) Enjoy!



Check it out – the heel is made to look like little bones, LOL.


crazy shoes - Platinum Bones
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Can you imagine going into an Emergency room wearing these? Freak out the nurses, “My veins!” Hahaha!


crazy shoes - Be Proud of Your Vericose Veins!
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And these! Love the little spider web feature! I bet Mrs Spiderman has a pair of these! ;)
crazy shoes - Halloween Just Got Stylish
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Have a great Halloween!


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Happy Halloween Tomorrow!

Happy Halloween Tomorrow!: "

The Full Moon is coming!


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The Witches Are in Flight!


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Little Gobblins are a-haunting


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And Kitteh’s Costume is an Awesome Fright!


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Happy Halloween!


BOO!



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Friday, October 29, 2010

Friday Blonde Funnies

Friday Blonde Funnies: "

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*****


Ventriloquist


A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and, one night, he’s doing a show in a small town in Tasmania. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.


Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? Its men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general … pathetically all in the name of humor!"


The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this! I’m talking to that little smart aleck on your lap!"


*****


Yes, I was born blonde. See what I have to live with? *eyeroll* ;)


Have an awesomely scary Halloween weekend!


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