Support a Family
The prospective son-in-law was asked by his girlfriend’s father, "Son, can you support a family?"
"Well, no, sir," he replied. "I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you have to fend for yourselves."
The Water Pistol
My five year old son squealed with delight when he opened his birthday present from his grandmother. It was a water pistol. He promptly ran to the sink to fill it.
"Mom," I said, "I’m surprised at you. Don’t you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water pistols?"
My mom smiled and said, "Yes, I remember."
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