Support a Family
The prospective son-in-law was asked by his girlfriend’s father, "Son, can you support a family?"
"Well, no, sir," he replied. "I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you have to fend for yourselves."
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The Water Pistol
My five year old son squealed with delight when he opened his birthday present from his grandmother. It was a water pistol. He promptly ran to the sink to fill it.
"Mom," I said, "I’m surprised at you. Don’t you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water pistols?"
My mom smiled and said, "Yes, I remember."
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