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- Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.
- For Sale — Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy.
- Great Dames for sale.
- Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
- Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
- Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
- Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.
- Stock up and save. Limit: one
- The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.
- Dinner Special — Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
- For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
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Some scientists challenged God to a man making contest.
He accepted.
The scientists began by getting dirt.
God said, "Make your own dirt."
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