Friday, December 10, 2010

Friday Funnies

Friday Funnies: "


  • Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.

  • For Sale — Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy.

  • Great Dames for sale.

  • Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

  • Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

  • Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

  • Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.

  • Stock up and save. Limit: one

  • The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.

  • Dinner Special — Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.

  • For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.


Some scientists challenged God to a man making contest.

He accepted.

The scientists began by getting dirt.

God said, "Make your own dirt."


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Have a great weekend! Don’t forget to smile, the world needs more smiles, besides, it’s your turn! :D

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