Dear Abby hasn’t answered these
Dear Abby admitted that she was at a loss to answer the following:
Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I’ve never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on My VCR?Dear Abby,
I have a man I can’t trust. He cheats so much, I’m not even sure the baby I’m carrying is his.Dear Abby,
I’ve suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I’ve seen it. Now how do I get out?Dear Abby,
My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.Dear Abby,
I was married to Jack for three months and I didn’t know he drank until one night he came home sober.Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going through mental pause.
Sometimes there just aren’t any words! I used to think being a Dear Abby type would be an awesome job. After reading through some of these, I’m not so sure!
It’s the last Friday in February so that means Spring and warmer weather is just around the corner! Have an awesome weekend and don’t forget to smile. Remember, you just might spread sunshine to someone going through mental pause. 
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